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“If you listen to the radio today, many of these brand new, so-called heavy metal music bands like Black Sabbath, Venom, The WASP and Iron Maiden use satanic imagery to corrupt the minds of young people.”

Rick Santorum confirmed for being perpetually stuck in the 80s.

ARE U KIDDIN ME

Thank you Election 2012 for making reality literally indistinguishable from satire.

Ha! Tipper Gore might need to host another panel. My boyfriend is ruining the youth!
I knew he was the greatest.

(Source: becomingxdeath)
Rick Santorum Declares WAR on HEAVY METAL.
  1. adelheid-fong reblogged this from ask80scheerilee
  2. my-journey-my-thoughts reblogged this from sovietnarwhal and added:
    This is from PMRC days, right? If not, can we get Dee Snider to go and freak him out like he did with Al Gore and his...
  3. bakester reblogged this from superdiscochino and added:
    I had no idea Sabbath and Iron Maiden were “new” heavy metal bands!
  4. jazzmy reblogged this from thisragingpeace
  5. jagut reblogged this from becomingxdeath and added:
    BAAAHYAHAHAHAHA What a HUGE DOUCHEBAG!!
  6. tinaalsgirl reblogged this from blacknightspaintedbeauty
  7. your-venus-doom reblogged this from sanityscraps and added:
    wow he is a fucking idiot, and I would love to know what radio station he is randomly tuning into that plays that good...
  8. stardustpaste reblogged this from queeri
  9. queeri reblogged this from madziontist and added:
    HEAVY METAL IS THE CAUSE OF LACTOSE INTOLERANCE OH MAN
  10. floorclaudiuscaroline reblogged this from onlytowardschaos and added:
    No, it’s not for real. …somewhat unfortunately, because i love a good rock ‘n’ roll panic.
  11. miyo-has-a-bunny reblogged this from adrimnzr
  12. serene-maenad reblogged this from onlytowardschaos
  13. onlytowardschaos reblogged this from cage-veil-cunt and added:
    Wait is this…for real? It’s not Jon Stewart or the Onion?
  14. cage-veil-cunt reblogged this from xtremecaffeine
  15. sxizzor reblogged this from nancaia and added:
    yeah, apparently.
  16. nancaia reblogged this from sxizzor and added:
    … I can believe this is real, but is this satire?
  17. enasmathematikos reblogged this from sigur-roskolnikov and added:
    Is there like a first derivative of Poe’s Law where as a spoof story conforms more and more closely to Poe’s Law, it...
  18. thisragingpeace reblogged this from madziontist
  19. rexcerebri reblogged this from ianishollywood and added:
    Can he just be put in the corner with a dunce hat and some crayons?
  20. owl-recluse reblogged this from totallynotagentphilcoulson and added:
    Rick Santorum confirmed for being perpetually stuck in the 80s. asdsddfsaadfas Also in an ironic twist, I quite one of...
  21. ashenmote reblogged this from tikistitch and added:
    Hahahaha, the picture above the article is so shopped. There are no colors in Pleasantville.
  22. ohthatpocketidol reblogged this from inyourpassengerseat and added:
    I actually don’t think I’m able to can or even.
  23. inyourpassengerseat reblogged this from lokakenningar and added:
    Rick Santorum tired to kill the metal, but the metal was much too strong.
  24. shiisa reblogged this from moveslikerogers
  25. big-man-in-a-suit-of-armour reblogged this from joshuadgp and added:
    You all got played, this is some very well done satire.
  26. cortibah reblogged this from paxamericana and added:
    facepalm.jpg Wait a second. They play heavy metal on the radio in America? They play Iron Maiden and Black Sabbath on...
  27. allherstars reblogged this from invaderk